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[00:03.05]Chips, chips, chips.
[00:07.22]- Got it? - Yep, I got it.
[00:09.09]Suzy Q’s, yum.
[00:11.92]My mom says yum.
[00:14.56]Yum.
[00:16.09]Not like that, that’s...
[00:17.59]- Got it? - Yep, good.
[00:20.93]- Hi. - Hey.
[00:22.40]- How are you? - Really good.
[00:28.04]There you go.
[00:32.91]What’s with your boyfriend?
[00:34.78]Oh, he’s my little brother.
[00:38.68]What happened to his face?
[00:41.68]Dad beats him.
[00:44.45]Sorry I asked.
[00:46.99]Oh, uh... heh, heh.
[00:49.29]I’m gonna need to see some ID.
[00:52.19]Of course.
[00:56.90]Here you go.
[01:00.27]Wow. You’ve lost weight, Patricia.
[01:03.77]You certainly don’t look 37.
[01:05.98]Well,thank you.
[01:10.25]So that’s $ 15.42, without the beer.
[01:15.72]Come on. It’s graduation night.
[01:19.42]Oh, well, congratulations.
[01:25.29]Sam.
[01:27.60]You seem like a cool guy, Sam.
[01:30.43]Come on. Be cool.
[01:35.00]Look, I could lose my shitty job.
[01:41.44]How about I kiss you so hard, every time you think about it...
[01:45.85]you’ll have to change your underwear?
[01:56.93]- We got beer. - Whoo!
[01:58.79]So that was weird, what you did in there, to him.
[02:02.23]What happened?
[02:03.43]I sucked his face for like two seconds.
[02:06.44]Sucked his face?
[02:08.87]Purell me.
[02:10.11]Wow.
[02:11.81]That was a big sacrifice.
[02:14.34]I couldn’t have done it. I mean, before drinking the beer.
[02:19.78]I’d do two seconds.
[02:25.62]What? It isn’t gay. It isn’t gay.
[02:27.89]It isn’t gay. It’s not gay.
[02:30.29]It’s within the three-second rule.
[02:32.70]That’s for food dropped on the floor.
[02:35.93]Yeah, uh, whatever.
[02:42.24]She’s not Beth Cooper.
[03:12.60]Indians.
[03:15.74]It’s Jack Nicholson, Easy Rider, 1969, directed by Dennis Hopper.
[03:20.58]Something is really wrong with you.
[03:23.35]Yeah.
[03:26.65]To old D.H. Lawrence.
[03:32.72]Hey.
[04:05.52]Sorry.
[04:10.26]Are you okay? I’m sorry.
[04:16.03]Is that your tooth?
[04:18.67]It was deciduous.
[04:20.64]You still have baby teeth?
[04:22.27]Only three.
[04:23.91]Now... two.
[04:26.08]- I have two. - For your pillow.
[04:28.58]Thank you.
[04:32.88]How did that get on there? I don’t... I didn’t even put...
[04:36.95]Rich, did you put this on?
[04:39.46]Leave it.
[04:50.10]I have to pee.
[04:52.00]Me too.
[04:56.87]Ah. Me trice.
[05:07.02]You know, I was named after this song.
[05:10.89]You were named after a kiss song?
[05:13.02]Yes.
[05:15.49]My parents were headbangers.
[05:19.56]- Whoa. - Still kind of are.
[05:23.50]Beth Cooper’s parents. Taking in a Kiss Show.
[05:27.07]Oh, man. That is so... cool.
[05:33.88]It’s cool.
[05:35.38]You got headbanger parents. That’s awesome.
[05:42.08]Hm.
[05:45.29]Why are we walking?
[05:47.56]When I get my own car, I am never walking anywhere again.
[05:51.29]My dad was gonna give me his old car...
[05:53.43]but then my stepmom bitch Tricia crashed hers.
[05:57.43]Well,that’s what you get for splitting your parents up.
[06:00.44]Mean,mean!
[06:02.34]Never admit your innermost fears to Cammy.
[06:05.81]Oh, my God.
[06:07.91]- What? - Cows.
[06:10.55]Let’s tip one.
[06:12.35]What, isn’t that like an urban legend?
[06:15.15]Why don’t you go find out?
[06:18.29]Me? It was your idea.
[06:20.49]You’re the guy.
[06:22.09]More or less.
[06:24.19]Go, go, go.
[06:25.39]Okay, that’s really nice. Okay. Ew. Ew. Ew.
[06:29.23]Okay.
[06:30.43]Shh. Could you just Shh.
[06:33.27]- This is the one. - Go. Shut up.
[06:36.77]- Hey, okay. - Ew. Okay.
[06:40.24]Whoa. What’s that kind of...? That’s like a noise.
[06:42.38]It’s a moo, okay? Push it.
[06:44.18]- Where? - In the middle.
[06:46.48]Okay, push.
[06:47.72]Oh, shit.
[06:51.45]Do not laugh.
[06:59.09]So, what are you thinking?
[07:02.53]Nothing.
[07:05.03]So, what are you doing after graduation?
[07:08.44]I was gonna...
[07:09.64]They got this, like, pre-med med-school thing at Stanford and...
[07:14.44]Good luck with that.
[07:20.78]So, what are your plans?
[07:23.35]I don’t know. Maybe go to old Harpers Community College.
[07:27.66]Harpers.
[07:29.69]Yeah, no, cool.
[07:31.33]They got a lot of good credit courses.
[07:36.67]Maybe. If I can afford it.
[07:45.24]So I’m not Beth Cooper, huh?
[07:48.91]You heard that?
[07:53.75]Look, what I only meant was, you didn’t seem like...
[07:59.42]The Beth Cooper over your bed?
[08:02.16]Right. Her.
[08:05.03]She would never hook up with some loser for a 12-pack.
[08:07.76]No, she wouldn’t.
[08:11.70]And you don’t have to.
[08:17.24]You’re better than that.
[08:38.39]That’s it. I’m done.
[08:40.83]I’m going back. Thank you.
[08:44.13]You’re welcome.
[08:45.67]Bye, cow!
[08:50.77]What’s that sound?
[08:55.78]- Cows. - Aah!
[08:57.58]Stampede!
[09:05.29]What the hell was that?
[09:08.99]Uh, sounded like a cow.
[09:11.29]No, that was no standard cow.
[09:16.83]Denis Cooverman. Are you afraid of cows?
[09:20.27]Vaccaphobic? Course not.
[09:25.14]Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[09:26.68]What the hell? What happened?
[09:28.21]God, it’s so funny!
[09:29.71]A cow bit me!
[09:31.11]No, cows can’t bite.
[09:32.95]Well, this one sure as shit could.
[09:34.95]No, no, no, cows don’t bite.
[09:37.09]We all know that they lack upper incisors.
[09:41.59]You’re useful.
[09:43.79]What is that smell?
[09:46.26]He pooped his shoes.
[09:52.03]- Lose the shoes. - I paid for these shoes.
[09:55.77]Uh, you’re not getting in my car with those shoes on.
[09:59.14]They go, with you in them or not.