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[00:05.23]He looked at me!
[00:06.56]He looked right at me! He’s gonna eat me!
[00:19.01]Whoo! Party!
[00:35.06]Smells like death in here.
[00:36.89]My dad just bought all this stuff. He’s never killed anything.
[00:41.43]They are kind of cute, huh? Rawr.
[00:44.63]Dude, you look ridiculous.
[00:46.97]Well, what am I supposed to do? I don’t...
[00:49.34]Treece, darling...
[00:50.54]would you get this lovely lady something to wear?
[00:52.87]Yeah, try the bedroom.
[00:54.51]Okay, who wants a drink?
[00:56.51]- I do, please. - I want one.
[00:59.68]Vodka! Hee, hee.
[01:10.19]Okay, a toast.
[01:12.29]You know what’s weird? I didn’t give this to him.
[01:16.26]Anyway, to the world’s greatest night.
[01:21.03]- Yeah. - Whoo!
[01:31.71]- Wow. - Look, it’s almost morning.
[01:35.82]Does anyone wanna come watch the sunrise with me?
[01:39.85]Yeah.
[01:54.84]Hey.
[01:57.60]Hey, can I ask you something?
[02:00.34]What?
[02:01.98]It’s about your brother.
[02:05.81]What about him?
[02:08.42]What was his name?
[02:11.49]David.
[02:14.25]What was he like?
[02:17.16]He was already sick when I was born.
[02:20.26]Died when I was 2. He was 12.
[02:24.60]I don’t remember him at all.
[02:27.23]There’s this picture of me visiting him at the hospital...
[02:31.54]and it’s like he’s just some sick kid.
[02:34.98]It’s the big, dramatic tragedy of my life, and I wasn’t even there.
[02:40.38]Yeah, but you were there.
[02:44.02]I mean, maybe you don’t remember...
[02:47.42]but I’ll bet it meant a lot to him.
[02:50.09]Thank you. That was very sweet.
[03:02.97]"Say hello to my little friend!"
[03:05.47]- Ha, ha, ha. - Wow.
[03:07.31]What?
[03:08.74]Scarface. Pacino, ’82, De Palma.
[03:14.25]Look.
[03:20.29]"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"
[03:28.13]What?
[03:31.03]It’s John Wayne. It’s John Wayne, 1969, True Grit.
[03:35.84]Oh, my God! I peed, I peed, I peed!
[03:40.71]No, it’s not... it’s not that funny.
[03:43.51]No, it is, because you...
[03:49.38]Why, because you think I’m gay?
[03:53.99]You think incorrectly.
[03:55.56]The lady doth protest too much, me thinks.
[03:58.53]What?
[04:00.09]Like you know Shakespeare.
[04:02.50]Queen Gertrude to Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2...
[04:05.93]1602, William Shakespeare, or possibly Edward de Vere.
[04:10.90]Wow.
[04:12.44]That’s... wow.
[04:14.04]Yeah.
[04:17.84]Wow, look at the sun.
[04:20.11]It’s so big and pretty.
[04:22.12]Well, that’s an optical illusion.
[04:24.85]There are certain things that appear larger...
[04:27.69]in context to the objects around them.
[04:32.26]You know everything, Denis Cooverman.
[04:35.13]No, no, not everything. There are some things I don’t know.
[04:39.97]Multiple things.
[04:42.20]Well, I’ll tell you one thing you know nothing about.
[04:45.81]When a girl says the sunrise is big or pretty...
[04:48.81]you know what you say?
[04:51.35]Not what I said, presumably?
[04:53.91]You don’t say anything.
[04:55.35]You just put your arm around her.
[05:01.62]You know, just something for future reference.
[05:06.23]For future reference, I’ll remember that.
[05:15.44]If you’re not gay, why so unchubby in the shower?
[05:19.17]Heh, heh, I... I was just being cool.
[05:22.81]It was uncool of you to notice.
[05:26.55]No 18-year-old boy is that cool.
[05:29.35]I am that cool.
[05:33.25]Nobody cares if you’re gay.
[05:37.66]I’m not.
[05:39.13]Nobody cares, so just be gay already!
[05:45.70]You, Richard Munsch, have never been with a woman.
[05:50.67]Never been with one.
[05:52.51]Wha?
[05:55.81]Um...
[06:07.72]watch...
[06:09.22]and learn.
[06:15.36]That’s nice, it’s nice. Yeah.
[06:18.77]- You cool? - Uh...
[06:21.00]Long as everyone else is cool.
[06:26.11]Hey, there is my chest hair.
[06:30.81]Yeah, I’m liking that. I am, uh...
[06:35.62]Yeah, definitely reacted to that.
[06:39.22]Uh...
[06:41.46]Hey, this is, wow, great, you know, really top-notch...
[06:44.93]but I left my latex sheaths back at the house, so...
[06:49.06]That’s okay.
[06:50.26]Treece’s got some, don’t you, Treece?
[06:51.87]I’ve got gobs.
[06:53.50]Gobs?
[07:07.18]Well, that was expedient.
[07:11.05]But at least we know you’re not gay.
[07:13.72]- Yeah, tell that to my dad. - What’s his number?
[07:23.96]So do you still love me?
[07:26.60]Yeah.
[07:27.87]Am I everything you’ve ever masturbated to?
[07:31.40]No, it’s not like that with you.
[07:33.64]I mean, you’re different than I imagined.
[07:38.08]You’re real.
[07:42.15]And scary.
[07:44.92]And exciting and fun.
[07:47.85]But I thought you said this wasn’t fun.
[07:53.69]All my memories from high school are from tonight.
[08:02.07]You gotta get out more often.
[08:04.67]- Yeah. - Yeah.
[08:08.34]Where are you going to college?
[08:10.21]NYU.
[08:12.61]- What are you majoring in? - Acting.
[08:15.48]- Shut up. Shut up! - Mm-hm. Yeah.
[08:18.15]- Me too. - Really?
[08:19.52]- Yeah, and directing. - Wow.
[08:21.59]If you wanna be an actress, why weren’t you in Drama Club?
[08:25.39]- Social survival. - That’s a good call.
[08:28.66]Mm-hm.
[08:30.50]So who is your favorite director?
[08:33.50]Hello, it was a threesome.
[08:37.44]Wow.
[08:40.44]I know high school wasn’t great for you.
[08:44.11]No, it was...
[08:46.95]completely awful.
[08:51.18]You see, the thing is, high school was great for me.
[08:56.29]I had a great, great ride.
[09:01.83]And now it’s over.
[09:06.43]You, you’re gonna go off and become a doctor...
[09:10.24]and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are.
[09:14.91]But this?
[09:18.21]This is about it for me.
[09:22.78]Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be...
[09:30.89]ordinary.
[09:35.06]Wow.
[09:36.53]That’s such...
[09:40.37]bullshit.
[09:42.54]Heh.
[09:44.14]Because the Beth Cooper I know?
[09:46.34]The one that I now know...
[09:49.34]is the most alive person I’ve ever met.
[09:57.32]The Beth Cooper I know...
[09:59.32]she’s not gonna have an ordinary life.